

(See also "Jings, crivens, and help mah boab!") cripple- to make someone fall over or do something clumsy ("Did you see me cripple Andrew yesterday?").craic (crack) - chat ("What's the craic?").cooncil juice / cooncil pop - tap water.coarse / coorse - to bully or torment, or to be bad.

cludgie - toilet, or lavatory, originally outdoors.The passageway leading into a tenement building. close - an alleyway or passage at the rear of houses.cauld - cold ("It's awfy cauld in here.").class - Something that is really good ("That's pure class min!").clarty / clatty - dirty ("He picked his nose and ate it, the clarty bastard!").clart - to apply too much of something.chum - to accompany someone ("Goan chum me to the shop.").chug - to masturbate ("He was having a chug on the bus.").("Awrite chief, wur ye aff tae the night?") chief - alternative for 'mate', 'dude', 'fella', 'big yin'.chib - to stab with a knife, or to headbutt.chankin - cold ("It's chankin' the day!").canny - smart ("He's a canny lad.") or to be wary, or careful ("Ca' canny, lassie!").but - conjunction sometimes used to end sentences, commonly in Inverclyde ("Ahm naw gaun, but!").burn - small river or stream ("Let's awa' up that burn.").burd - Girlfriend, or girls in general ( huv ye seen the state ae thae burds!).bunker - table top / kitchen counter ("Make sure yeez clean aw along the bunker when yer finished!").buftie - Homosexual ("Aye, ah'm a fuckin' buftie! So?").Bucky - short for "Buckfast", a tonic wine popular in the West of Scotland.braw - good looking, beautiful really nice.brand new - really good, can be used to refer to a person.brammer - term of endearment ("Aw, he's a wee brammer, so he is.").The box - television set ("Whit's oan the box the night?").boggin' - smelly, dirty ("That's boggin'!").bobee, bawbee - one half-penny in auld money.bob - a shilling, or 12 old pennies pre-decimilisation 5 new pence.boak - dry heave/expression of disgust ("Pure gie'in' me the boak!").
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bizzo - business (from an episode of TV series "Minder".).bits - boots, steel-capped or rigger, worn on construction sites ("You'll hae te wear ya bits on site").bit - a place usually referring to somebody's house ("Meet me at ma bit." "Ah'll come round tae your bit." "Am stayin' o'er at my da's bit the night.").Also, the affectionate nickname for Scottish comedian Billy Connolly. Big Yin - Big One, used as a term of endearment towards older relatives or friends.bevvy - alcoholic beverage ("Ye havin' a bevvy the nite?").belter - to be excellent, great, fantastic.bawsack - scrotum (ballsack in English.).bawheid - ballhead, bald, empty-headed, stupid ("Oi, you, ya bawheid!").bawhair - a unit of measurement denoted by the thickness of a pubic hair.bawbag - scrotum, pejorative ("That guy's a bawbag.").batter - to beat up ("I'll batter ye! 'mon then, ya dick!").Also, rarely, a peculiar term of endearment ("Awright Ted, ya wee bastart.") barry - excellent / fantastic ("That's pure barry!").Barras - a market, started by Margaret McIver, joined for the initial use of wheel barrows/"barras" to sell things from, at the Barrowland in the east end of Glasgow.Also, an affectionate term for a younger person ( A wee barra.) Also, penis ("Away you 'n' chew mah banger(!)") banana boat - used in an expression of disbelief when told a tall story or blatant untruth ("Dae ye think Ah came up the Clyde on a banana boat(?)").bam - a fool or simpleton (from acronym BAM i.e.baltic - freezing cold ("Christ man, put the heating oan, it's baltic in here!").bairn - baby ( jist a wee bairn!) or small child (Eastern Scottish dialect).baccy - tobacco ("Can you lend me some baccy?").("We went doon tae Largs for fish an' chips, and but.")

